girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

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mixedican:

when ur grindr date comes over to “watch some movies and see what happens” and u bend over to put the dvd in and youre bieng extra as shit sticking yous ass out and you hear “daaaamn” and you look over to give him the Look and find out hes watching fortnite replays on his phone

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